The Code Dealer Tee

The "Code Dealer" Tee: Because Life's Too Short for Boring Shirts

Step right up, you coding connoisseurs, AI aficionados, and web wizards! Introducing the "Code Dealer" t-shirt – where fashion meets function, and style meets... well, more style, but with a dash of code.

Material: We've got you covered with 100% combed ring-spun cotton (Heather Grey? More like Heather Great, with 90% cotton, 10% polyester). It's like wearing a cloud, but one that won't crash your server.
Weight: At 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²), this shirt is lighter than your last failed startup but heavier than your average line of code.
Fit: Pre-shrunk to ensure it doesn't shrink faster than your project deadlines.
Design: Featuring the infamous "Code Dealer" in curly braces – because who needs a drug dealer when you've got a code dealer? This shirt is your ticket to the coolest coding circles.
Ethics: Sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia. Because even your wardrobe should be globally sourced, just like your coding libraries.

This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a lifestyle statement. You're not just coding; you're making a fashion statement. You're not just debugging; you're debugging in style. Whether you're at a hackathon, a tech conference, or just chilling at home with your favorite IDE, this shirt says, "I'm here, I'm queer, get used to my code, dear."

So, wear it, live it, code it. Because in the world of tech, you're not just any dealer. You're a Code Dealer.

Hope this version brings a smile to your face and your customers' too!


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!